Stephens Country: December 14

Moxie behind bars

The things they say:

Mommy: And we'll see all of your friends at daycare today. We'll see Claudi... and Jessa... and Avery... and Miss Becki... and Miss Jamie... who else will we see?

Scout: Barney!
~1/5/10

"Here, mommy. It's Sue Sue"
~Scout handing me her play phone. 1/12/10

"No! Mine!"
~Scout to Dylan - in reference to mommy's lap 1/13/10

"Oh no! Pants fall down!"
~Scout - and they had. 1/16/10

"Diddle spit up. She's yucky! No spitting in the tub, sister."
~Scout 1/23/10

"Jessa did it."
~Scout 1/27/10 (Jessa goes to school with her and she was telling me about what she thought was a crayon mark on the dishwasher. It was spilled spaghetti and Jessa's never been to our house.)

"No, mommy. Where did Sue Sue go?"
~Scout 2/6/10 (After I explained to her that Sue Sue had to go bye bye. I told her she went back to her house and that satisfied her. So much for the simplest answers!)

Mommy: Scout, you look thug-a-licious in that hat.

Scout: (smiles) Thanks!
~2/8/10

"Scout has a banana, Dylan has no banana. Scout share banana? No, no. My banana. No Dylan. Mine. Ha ha! Silly Dylan. No banana."
~Scout 2/8/10 (All said in the span of about 3 seconds - I think I got it all)

Mommy: Scout, did you know that Miss Kara has a baby in her tummy?

Scout: Oh no! I sorry.
~2/9/10

"Look! Boobies!"
~Scout after seeing a commercial on television for a Jillian Michael's workout video.2/14/10

"No no, Dinan (Dylan). Nite nite. It dark outside. Nite nite time."
~Scout Overheard in their room after Dylan woke her up at 4:30AM 2/22/10

"Cout poo poo on a potty! Yay Cout! I wanna sicker."
~Scout 2/23/10
She got two Dora stickers and a piece of candy. :-)

"Oh no! Where did my toes go? Oh! There they are. Hey! Where did my hands go? Oh! There they are! Where did my knees go? Oh! There they are!"
~Scout in the bubble bath 2/25/10

"Balloon is sleepy. It need a nap."
~Scout talking about a helium balloon on the second day 3/5/10

"The moon is wet."
~Scout (foggy morning - it did look wet!)
3/8/10

Scout: No, Dynan! No tinkle in the bathtub. Mommy, Dynan tinkle in the bath!

Mommy: That's okay, Scout.

Scout: Oh. Mommy, Cout (Scout) tinkle in the bath, too. Sorry.
~3/18/10

Scout: It's hot. Sun did it.

Mommy: That's right. The sun is making it hot.

*beat*

Scout: Ja Ja did it.

Mommy: Ja Ja did what, sweetie?

Scout: Ja Ja did it. She turn it on. Turn the sun on.
~3/29/10

Scout: No, Mommy!

Mommy: Scout, don't tell Mommy no.

Scout: No, Mom!
~4/7/10

Scout: No, Mommy!

Mommy: Scout, don't tell Mommy no.

Scout: No, Daddy!

Mommy: We don't tell Daddy no, either.

Scout: No, Sister!

Mommy: Sister didn't do anything to you. Why are you telling her no?

Scout: No, highchair!
*silly girl is just mad she can't have any candy* lol!
~4/10/10

Our cats names are now "Yogurt" and "Okee"
Yogurt because Caillou's cat's name is Gilbert and when Scout says it, it sounds like yougurt.
Okee is because I asked Scout what we should name the other kitty and she said "other kitty" which sounds like Okee in toddler-talk.

Mommy: Scout, we don't take toys away from Dylan. You have to share.
Dylan: No no no no no no no!
My 13 month old has learned the word no. Lord help us all!
~4/27/10

Mommy: Scout, are you cute?
Scout: No. I not cute. I cwaaaaazeeeee!!!!! (growl)
~5/13/10

Scout: (in the tub) Shhhh! Whisper!
Mommy: (whispering) why are we whispering?
Scout: (whispering) The bubbles are whispering.
~5/13/10

After flipping her plate over...
Mommy: Dylan, are you all done eating?
Dylan: Done! (spits chicken into her hand and puts it in mommy's hand)
5/19/10

No, mommy. That a worm. You eat it.
~Scout (in reference to a green bean)
6/4/10

Scout: I need a band aid. I have a owie on my knee.
Mommy: We can get one when we get home.
Scout: Dylan has one on her knee. It's my turn, mommy. I want it.
6/9/10

Dylan (after finishing her strawberries): Gone. See. Gone.
6/16/10

No, Mommy. I wanna use da big potty!
~Scout refusing to use her little potty
6/26/10

Mommy: What do we use to see?
Scout: Our eyes!
Mommy: What do we use to hear?
Scout: Our ears!
Mommy: What do we use to smell?
Scout: Our butts!
6/27/10

C'mon, little butt!
~Scout to Dylan
7/14/10

Scout: Oh! Movie stopped!

Mommy: Did you kick the tv?

Scout: I just a little bit kicked it.

7/20/10 (In the car)

"You do the pokey pokey and you turn yourself a town..."

~Scout 7/23/10

"Cock a doo a doo! Cock a doo a doo, Mommy! Did you hear that? Cock a doo a dooooooooo!"
~Scout at about 9PM... trying to fight sleep 7/24/10

Mommy: Do you know where we're going tomorrow, Scout?
Scout: A party?
Mommy: No, daycare!
Scout: A party!
Mommy: No, sweetie. There's no party at daycare tomorrow.
Scout: That's right. It on win-day.
(She doesn't give up easily!)
~7/26/10

No, mommy. I can't do it. YOU do it for me!
~Scout (while sitting on the potty) 7/27/2010

Somebody pooped in here! Naaaaah! Just kidding, mommy!
~Scout from the bathtub 7/30/2010

Mommy: That's amazing!!!
Scout: No, that's Aunt Sarah!
8/6/10

Scout: I'm scared of the clouds!
Mommy: Let's think of something happy. Are ladybugs happy?
Scout: Yes. Scout is not happy. Scout is scared. And tired.
8/7/10

Scout: Mommy, I need coffee!
Mommy: Not until you're 3.
8/24/10

"Yook, mommy! I holding Dylan hand so sweet."
~Scout 8/28/10

Mommy: Where do we pee pee?
Scout: In the bathtub!
Mommy: No, in the potty.
Scout: Oooops.
Mommy: Did you pee pee in the bathtub?
Scout: Uh huh. And Dylan did too!
8/31/10

"A tuna Matata! What a na na na page!"
~Scout 9/4/10

"Hello ebey-body! Welcome to Fwi-day! Welcome to Fwi-day ebey-one!"
~Scout talking to an imaginary audience 9/6/10

"Awesome!"
~Scout (after dumping her bowl of noodles out) 9/8/10

Mommy: What are you girls doing?
Scout: (showing mommy her toilet paper roll) We're yooking for pirates, mommy!
Dylan: Arrrrrr!
9/9/10

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